DISGRASIAN™: Prolly More Than She Wanted to Sharapova

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Prolly More Than She Wanted to Sharapova

Toyo Shigeta, the head of the Japanese ad agency responsible for Maria Sharapova's sizzling Canon Powershot ad in 2005, is now the target of a federal lawsuit--he apparently snapped upskirt photos of the tennis vixen to satisfy his icky fetish for crotch snapshots.

Jeez. You'd think with all the options...

...he wouldn't have to waste any time taking any of those pervy-ass photos himself.

Instead, he chose to violate the princess of Tennis (which our friend at Racqonteur will not be happy about), and we hope he ends up with a racquet up his anus.

Source

Wanna see the photo? Click here, pervs!

UPDATE: Click here to see why there will be no Sharapova crotch shots at the 2008 Wimbledon.

DISGRASIAN DICTIONARY

Amazian - Amazin' Asian.
Anti-Asian - A mystical quality that makes a person look 10 years younger than their age. Example: Gong Li looked hot in Miami Vice...is she using Anti-Asian face cream?
Asiandroid - Asian robot. Example: Julie Chen.
Blasian - Black Asian. And badass.
Chinysteria - The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.
Dental Disgrasian - Disgraceful person with f-ed up, toothy teeth. Example: William Hung.
Discrazian - Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.
Disgaysian - Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.
Disgrasianmobiles - The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin'-new Infiniti.
Emancipasian - Freedom.
Exploitasian - Yellow exploitation.
Fashism - The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.
Gaysian - Fun.
Gongbang - An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.
Hardass Asian Parents - Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.
Honorasian - Honorary one of us.
Ka-Ching-Chong - Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.
Malapropasian - Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.
Mistasian Identity - Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.
Muslasian - Muslim Asian.
Mutasian - A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.
Nipple Slipple - Peek-a-Boobie!!!
Nuddhism - Religion practiced by Far Eastern nudists.
Panda-ring - Pandering to our people.
Race Hustlers - Michelle Malkin's pet name for us!
Racial Dilettante - A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is "IN."
Racial Drag - Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
Ricism - Racism against, among, and for rice eaters.
Samurite - White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.
Uncle Tam - Yellow Uncle Tom.
Yellowface - When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.

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Prolly More Than She Wanted to Sharapova

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