Kimora Money, Kimora Problems*

From this month's Harper's Bazaar: "He's a reality check for me, and I'm a fabulosity check for him"

Over the holidays, Diana and I decided to put a Kimoratorium on DISGRASIAN's favorite self-promoting tranny. What Kimora could we say about her? That bitch liked to fight? That she stood for nothing? That she was fauxbulous? Yawn. Yawn. zZZzzzzZzzz.

But then we read in the New York Post this week that Simmons and boy toy Djimon (who is actually 43 years old) recently went shopping at Barneys in New York, and her Cadillac Escalade was not only illegally parked, but it was displaying a New York Correction Department permit on its dash that read, "This Vehicle Is On Official Business." The department is now investigating whether the permit is fer reals or not.

Kimora and a FAKE parking permit?!? Shocking! Guess the Kimoratorium's over. Sigh. And we were just beginning to enjoy 2008, too.

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Title and story courtesy of Greenie!