Casuallasian Dropping Hints

Conversasian between Jen and Diana at DISGRASIAN HQ earlier today:

(Diana works tirelessly in the side office, hiding what she's doing)

JEN: (pops her head in) Yo. Whatcha doin'?

DIANA: (wildly tosses newspapers over her work) HI!! NOTHING! HI! WHAT'S UP?!? HOW'S IT GOIN?

JEN: Dude, what are you doing?

DIANA: Nothing! Let's talk outside in the foyer.

JEN: Are you making something??

DIANA: No. (barricades the doorway)

JEN: (pushes her way through) You are! You're making...

(Jen lifts the newspapers to reveal a bouquet of origami flowers)

JEN: Flowers! For me?

DIANA: Yes, peach. I'm afraid you've ruined the surprise.

JEN: But why flowers? Is it my birthday?

DIANA: Nope. It's our one-year DISGRASIAN anniversary. Well, it soon will be. This weekend.

JEN: You remembered!

DIANA: I did!

JEN: And here I just bought you a new Marni bag to commemorate our union.

DIANA: You didn't! You shouldn't have.

JEN: I did.

DIANA: I can't believe it's been a whole year. We've come so far. We've accomplished so much.

JEN: It's true. Do you think any of our friends will give us presents for our anniversary?

DIANA: Like who? RJ? Ty? Jasmine? Henri? April? Erin? Benna? Slanty? Chris? Jru? Greenie? Angry? G Scott? Eliza? Your Mom and Dad? Um, for starters?

JEN: Yes, like those people. Most of them have the mailing address for DISGRASIAN HQ. And, I mean, for those who don't, a gift certificate via email can be so chic. Only in circumstances such as this, of course.

DIANA: So chic. Wow, I really love presents.

JEN: Me too. Anyway, I'm proud of us for getting to a year. It's been a lot of work, pain, tears, bouts of exhaustion, and sleepless nights... but so worth it!

DIANA: Me too! What more could a person want out of life besides a Volvo, their health, Marni, and a rad blog partnership?

JEN: Presents.

DIANA: Happy early anniversary, Jen.

JEN: Happy early anniversary, Diana.

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