Shaman on You: Maxie Santillan Speaks!

Paris Hilton's "shaman," whom she's been seen around town with over the last week, has been exposed as a fraud. No, worse...he's an actor. Maxie Santillan is his name, and he has appeared in Pirates of the Caribbean and various TV shows. Santillan identifies himself as Latino/Hispanic on his MySpace page and, despite not really being a spiritual adviser, he has some enlightening things to say there. Under "Heroes," Santillan lists "Me, Myself, and I" and, under favorite books, he writes, "I have not made my autobiography yet."

Following his outage, Santillan released this statement:

"Hey dudes! How's it hangin'? So, like, guess you heard I'm not technically a 'guru' per se exactly, but there are some key things you should know about me. I'm a full-on Capricorn, a practitioner of bikram yoga over the course of the last 15 days, and I have been known to be a spiritual adviser and healer...between the sheets. And, no, I didn't 'go there' with Paris, even though she wanted it, but I was all, 'Stay pure, girl, go to the light. Fly little birdie, fly.' Also, I rub a crystal in my armpits instead of deodorizants. So in a sense of speaking, I was helping her on a path of enlevitation and visionating. Yeah, and um...guess that's all for now. Hit me up for a headshot, Hollywood. I also do children's parties."

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Thanks, Jasmine!