Bai Want Candy

Bai Ling is from Chengdu, China. Chengdu is the capital of Sichuan province, where--if you've been living under a rock--a devastating earthquake struck Monday. Bai's family still lives in Chengdu and, naturally, she was worried for them and wrote about it in a blog entry called "Sad news from my home town....." (Everyone in her family, as it turns out, is fine.) The post is inexplicably accompanied by a picture of Bai in a wedding gown and shows that Bai's mind is as slippery as her nipples:

"I glad everyone is fine in my family, but feel sad for the people whom lost life and home and spirit.

Yes it looks like a wedding gown I am waring now, but I am not getting married, but like the idea, maybe one day? Maybe Soon?

Just got an offer, will do another film after I finished " Crank 2"..."

Her follow-up post on China's worst natural disaster in 30 years, a disaster that officials are now saying may have claimed 50,000 lives, is called, "A gift for you for today, espacialy the ones in my home town whom suffered when the earth decide to move without our melody....... "

And what, you ask, is Bai's espacial gift for the quake victims?

Brace yourselves:

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